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Shit Ghost


Take a sheet from the bed
Cut two eyeholes and put it on my head
I just can’t get you to admit
That I’m always by your side…
In spirit

Like a shit ghost
Rattle my chains
Go woo-oo (WOO)
I wanna haunt this place

But you took me for a fool
So now take me as a ghoul
You’re a broken hearts collector
With an omni-present spectre…
Spectre

Like a shit ghost
Rattle my chains
Go woo-oo (WOO)
I wanna haunt this place

If it wasn't for you!

(solo)

Like a shit ghost
Rattle my chains
Go woo-oo (WOO)
I wanna haunt this place

But i never had the guts
to come and interact,
I only wanna scare you
Provoke you to react


Shake(Like A Lettuce Leaf)
Prawn cocktail, black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
this is opulent luxury, im as happy as a pig in shit could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
you know where you can stick your brown eggs!

Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
never ending vol-au-vents...and a pint!


Chorus: (x2)

(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!


I like simple things; meaty pies!
I like potato chips and i like my sushi deep fried.
never could pronounce houderves,
cannot speak the language of love!

Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
never ending vol-au-vents...and a pint!

Chorus x 2

(solo)

Repeat Chorus (x4)


Wanker

It was a hot day
(Woah) 
And there were boobies Ahoy
I am a bastard
(Woah)
I feel a very naughty boy

Hell hath no fury like a woman that  scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was borned

I cock the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup(Wooo)
I cock the whole thing up, up, up

Well I am spineless
(Woah)
I ain't got no balls
I'm am a wanker
(Woah)
I won't return your calls

We shared the same dream but you wouldnt let me live it
You took the brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

(Chorus x2)

Look into my eyeballs!

We shared the same dream but you wouldnt let me live it
You took the brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

(Chorus x2)

Look into my eyeballs...


 



Out Of My Hands
Girl, gotta take a bit of time
To assess my frame of mind
Cos I've got hopes to realign
Should I apart for cloudless climbs?
Cause I approach things emotionally,or at least I try
So fare thee well baby if this should be out last good bye
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

In matters such as these you feelings cannot be denied
Cause every other avenue will lead to pain.
In matters such as these I let my heart decide
It's out of my hands again

Girl, don't wanna be unkind
But theres a peace I've yet to find
So should I stand and watch my fate unwind
Or should turn my back and leave it all behind?
Cause I approach things emotionally,or at least I try
So fare thee well baby if this should be out last good bye
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

In matters such as these you feelings cannot be denied
Cause every other avenue will lead to pain.
In matters such as these I let my heart decide
It's out of my hands again
It's out of my hands again

Solo

In matters such as these you feelings cannot be denied
Cause every other avenue will lead to pain.
In matters such as these I let my heart decide
It's out of my hands again

It's out of my hands again.....................


How Dare You Call This Love?

All I wanna do is spend a little time with you,
But you're so young its obscene,
I'll just keep biding my time until you put your little hand in mine, 
Boy i can't wait for the day when you finally turn 16,

There are so many rats, I'm a sinking ship,
There's so much of you, I can't wait,
To get to grips, when your halo slips, Oooh!

How dare you call this love,
Ooh thats what they say,
It's an urge I've gotta fight
How dare you call this love,
When it flies in the face of all that is good and is right!

You've got it all and you're always my first port of call,
This is the happiest i've ever been,
And i know i should wait,
But you lay it all out on a plate,
And i'm just too fond of you boy to let the laws of nature intervene.

There are so many rats I'm a sinking ship,
There's so much of you, I can't wait,
To get to grips, when your halo slips, Oooh!

How dare you call this love,
Ooh thats what they say,
It's an urge I've gotta fight! Ow!
How dare you call this love,
When it flies in the face of all that is good and is right!

Yeah, Keep it moving.

How dare you call this love,
Ooh thats what they say,
It's an urge I've gotta fight!
How dare you call this love,
When it flies in the face of all that is good and is right!

How dare you call this love,
Ooh thats what the say,
It's tan urge I've gotta fight!
How dare you call this love,
When it flies in the face of all that is good and is right, yeeeeeaaaah



Best of Me
I get up (he gets up)
To see you wallow in defeat
I get down (he gets down)
With almost everybody I meet except you
And I fail to see why I should care
That you have had 36 years of pain to share

Chorus
Did what I did what I did for you
You've got the best of me
Did what i did for you
You've got the best of me

I get up (he gets up)
To see you lose perpetually
I get down (he gets down)
To watch you fail spectactularly

Oh boy
And I fail to see why I should care
That you have had 37 years of pain to share

Chorus ( x2 )

Mamma Mamma


Makin' Out
Goin' steady in a secluded spot
And I'm leavin' nothing to chance
'Cause the petting's heavy and the temperature's hot
I'm makin' good my advance

Makin' out
It's getting better and better
Makin' out
The back seat's getting wetter
Makin' out
I think I'll take off my sweater,oooh
Makin' out
Give me a F-F-French...letter
Makin' out

G-G-G-Get ready, 'cause ready or not
I am adopting the stance
And the petting's heavy, girl i like what you've got, ahhh
Lord, don't you ever stop the dance

Makin' out
It's getting better and better
Makin' out
The back seat's getting wetter
Makin' out
I think I'll take off my sweater,oooh
Makin' out
Give me a F-F-French...kiss-

I've never had a torch that shines as bright as the one I carry for you
Girl, I had my fingers burnt, but you know I'm gonna see this-
Whoa, I'm gonna see this thing through
Mama mama mama makin' out with you

Makin' out
It's getting better and better
Makin' out
The back seat's getting wetter
Makin' out
I think I'll take off my sweater,oooh
Makin' out
Give me a F-F-French... letter

Mama mama your mama thinks that i'm rotten, (to the core)
Can't take my eyes off your bottom, (gimme more)
The backseats gettin wetter


Physical Sex
Many miles between you and me
And our love is guaranteed to fail
Cos a fuck should be multi sensory
And you just cant smell an email

Phone sex, cyber sex aint all that
I prefer to take my sex in its original format
So you know what you can do with that mouse mat

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Well I need to turn my horse around
But my baby's got the painters in
Ss, ss, ss, sporting a hat of finest brown
The colour of a cardinal sin.

Honey, I've always had my knockers i fear,
Gim-me just an eye-ful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
somewhere to put my beer.

Phy-sical Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Briiiing meeee....SEX!

(guitar solo)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex.



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